By Ronald McCroak, from Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

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F**k the defamation laws, I wanna have my say
McDonald’s poisons adults and their children everyday
Macca’s is preservatives with additives and grease
Makes each generation more and more and more obese
F**k the defamation laws, I wanna tell the truth
Coca Cola rots your gut and decays every tooth
How can they be selling it when we all know the fact?
That Coke is full of sugar and it makes our children fat

Chorus
Macca’s, you heart attackers
Drink Coke, you might as well smoke
Big Macs, cause big heart attacks

F**k the defamation laws; I don’t care if I’m sued
I wanna shout out to the world how we are being screwed
F**k the litigation that may well send me broke
Why should we be slowly poisoned by Macca’s and Coke?
I don’t care if it’s libel and I’m sued for all I’m worth
How can I be silent when they’re f**king up the earth
They can both take me to court, I probably won’t make bail
With one hundred lawyers they will land my arse to jail

Chorus
Macca’s, you heart attackers
Drink Coke, you might as well smoke
Big Macs, cause big heart attacks

Take my house and car and all the money that I’ve got
Take my wife and children and you’ve got the f**king lot
You can take my freedom, what I say the law forbids
But one thing you can’t take back is
How you have f**ked our kids
We believe our children are the best things that we’ve got
But you fill their tummies with the things that make them rot
We all think they’re special, cherish each and everyone
But you feed them food
That makes them weigh a f**king ton!

Chorus
Macca’s, you heart attackers
Drink Coke, you might as well smoke
Big Macs, cause big heart attacks
Mickey D’s and Coke, You bought the sick joke